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dutchster:

a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry


condom:

pissing people off should be a sport


hug-me-handsome:

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hug-me-handsome:

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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes


cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch


nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake


jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human


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